“PORK OR PAR” PROMOTION

– LIMITED TO 50 PEOPLE ONLY!

Buy a Whole Hog

If Rory McIlroy wins the U.S. Open, YOUR SHARE IS FREE. 

That’s right, I’m offering 50 whole pork shares at $900 each.

But here’s the twist…

🏌️‍♂️ If Rory McIlroy wins the 2025 U.S. Open (June 12–15),
🤑 I’ll refund every single customer $900. That means you walk away with free pork. No strings attached.

If he doesn’t win?
You just scored a full freezer of premium pork. Fair deal.

Order Now

These are full shares — 140-160 pounds of top-quality, locally sourced, cut, and wrapped pork.

Only 50 available so order yours now!

Items included:

Why I'm Doing This

I’ve got skin in the game — I’m placing a bet on Rory McIlroy to WIN the U.S. Open. If he pulls it off, the bet pays out and I refund you. If not, I pocket the pork proceeds.

It’s a win-win:

How it Works

Only 50 Shares Available

Once they’re gone, this deal is cooked. 🥓🔥

Legal Disclaimer

This is a promotional offer tied to the outcome of a public sporting event. Refund only applies if Rory McIlroy wins the 2025 U.S. Open. Pork is delivered regardless of outcome. Offer limited to first 50 paid shares.